I guess I should clarify here. I didn't pull a Stephanie Tanner and Uncle Jesse moment where I was playing beauty parlor and accidentally chop off a piece of her hair while laughing at Joey's funny cartoon voices. Also, I wasn't in elementary school. It was this summer.
Look at that face. "HAVE MERCY."
Okay, I guess I should clarify even more..
Once upon a time, my sister Amy saw a picture of a girl with braided bangs like unto this picture:
Since I am practically a professional hairstylist (lies) and love to play with Amy's hair, we decided to attempt it on her. Well, in my research of other braid hairstyles (Amy wanted to learn how to do fancy braids), I found a picture like unto this....
and got a little too excited... and decided to attempt that on her beautiful head of luscious blond locks instead of just a bang braid.
It started out grand. I was doing GREAT. Braiding like a fiend while Amy nicely bent her head at weird angles. The thing was, however, I didn't especially know what the heck I was doing. I started at one side and went across her forehead and got to the other side and decided to take a break and admit to myself that I honestly had no idea what I was doing and try to figure out how to finish. You know how it is.
ANYWAYS. When I took a break with the braid, I showed Amy what I had accomplished thus far and the absolute FIRST thing that she said was
"It looks like I have a mullet!"
It did. It reallllllly did..
It was HILARIOUS.
After we finished laughing really hard and taking like 9 bajillion pictures of her lovely redneck 'do, I finished braiding allllll the way around and gave her a nice, crown-like, NON mullet hairstyle.
Ta-daaa
So regal! And she said it felt like she didn't have any hair, so I totes scored in the interesting hairstyle department that night...
Moral of the story: if you do something ridiculous to someone's hair, make sure that it's your sister and she loves you, EVEN if you accidentally give her a mullet.
THE END.
